Precision guided humor assignment
Looks like this week's assignment is to discover what Saddam said when captured. Does anyone believe that he was civil and reasonable after spending months in an underground hole that looked suspiciously like an old septic tank? I'm betting not. Anyway, I ate 5 chimichangas sprinkled with Dave's Insanity Sauce right before bedtime so as to give me nightmares aid in my thought processes. Here are a few of my gastric-induced visions:
Saddam: I just put human waste in my hair and I can't do a thing with it.
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Saddam: Please tell me that Sponge Bob Square Pants is still on the air!
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Saddam: Please tell me that Trista didn't marry Ryan. I'm so much better for her than him.
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Saddam: What took you guys so long?
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Saddam: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Osama...
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Saddam: Just a sec! I'm on the verge of new world record in Jenga.
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Saddam: Take me to your leader.
Soldier: President Hillary will be glad to see you.
Saddam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Soldier: December Fools!
Saddam: Thank Allah. I was going to beg for you to kill me.
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Well, this one didn't come out too well, but it's done. My posting is about to grind to a halt for 5 days or so, with the exception being that I might vote for the next Showcase. That's assuming that there is one this week.
Actually, it's one of the better efforts :-)
Harvey [harvolson@charter.net]